Liam: Well me and Niall actually went to the same football game and you two [points at Louis and Niall] went to the same concert, so Niall's just present in everyone's life.
Louis: Niall's just a present in everyone's life.
Liam: Or was it you that went to the same concert [points at Niall] or was it you that went to the same concert [points at Harry]?
Louis: No no-
Harry: No we went to the same concert. Because we went to The Script.
Louis: Yeah. We went to The Script [points at Harry] and we went to Busted [points at Niall].
Liam: [to Zayn] Where were you all these years?
Louis: Me and Zayn both lived in Yorkshire. And we were going to do the same job!
"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don’t know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip." - American Psycho (2000)